Loves CM Punk nuff said

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via devinssi)

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2 weeks ago

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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2 weeks ago

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

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2 weeks ago

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via officialokcupid)

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2 weeks ago

50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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3 months ago